Today’s Forum for May 17

Published 3:20 pm Thursday, May 16, 2019

“Chick-fil-A does a way better job at hiring than IHOP.”

“Since the Hollywood producers want to boycott Georgia for the ‘heartbeat act’ I think we should boycott their movies.”

“If your faith in your God and your religion is so weak that you need the federal, state and local government to enforce it for you, it may be time for you to go to your house of worship and do some soul searching.”

“I’d like to hear from Chuck Payne, Kasey Carpenter, Jason Ridley and our other elected state legislators why they think a baby who is the product of rape or incest doesn’t deserve to live. Why should they be allowed to be murdered? This is the peak of hypocrisy.”

“We’re in the hands of people who think gun laws don’t stop gun crime, but abortion laws will stop abortions. Heaven help us all.”

“The main reason gun owners fight against gun reform is if you give our government an inch, they’ll take a mile. Take a look around. They have their nose in every aspect of our life.”

“Trump is doing a great job, and the fact that he’s driving you crazy at the same time is priceless.”

“Trump can’t be told what to do, doesn’t need any advisors or a cabinet because he knows everything. Proverbs 1:5: A wise person listens and takes in more instruction a man of understanding acquires skillful direction. Proverbs 11:14: When there is no skillful direction the people fall but there is success through many advisors.”

“Donald Trump lied about paying hush money to cover up an affair he had with an adult movie star while his third wife was recovering from the birth of his fifth child. He lied about the size of his inauguration crowd. He lies constantly. The only way to not know about the depth and breadth of Trump’s lies is to be willfully ignorant of them.”

“Every time you tell us again, after dozens of responses and examples, to just tell you the lies Trump has told, I’m going to tell you to look it up yourself. Or maybe you could open your eyes and clean out your ears.”

‘How to tell when Trump lies — if his lips are moving, he’s lying.”

“Barack Obama may be 100 times the man Donald Trump is, but Obama’s also 100 times the worst president we’ve ever had.

“Doctors need to be more respectful of their patients. Our time is just as important as theirs is. No reason every time you go see the doctor you have an appointment time and an hour and a half or two hours later you finally get called back. Not seen, just called back to exam room. All this double and triple booking appointment times is for the birds. We have other things to do than sit and know every speck on your ceiling and walls.”

“This is an open message to Marie Osmond. Please stop the tiresome Nutrisystem commercials. We know you lost 50 pounds. You’ve been telling us this three times a day, 24 hours a day for at least nine years now. I think anyone who wants to buy it has already bought it unless they are living in a cave. Unless you want to buy it for us, stop assaulting us with it. You don’t need the money anyway, so if you would just go back to singing your music. You’re very good at that.”